Harris Family Holiday Operations
Official 2026 Gift Assignment
SECRET
SANTA Griswold protocol
Eight people. Four marriages. Zero spouses drawn. One highly classified Christmas operation with absolutely no room for family interference.
Your assignment is behind the lights. Try not to blow the neighborhood transformer.
The lights are on. Nobody panic.
A Christmas
miracle.
Your Secret Santa assignment has been located, wrapped and cleared by the family ethics committee.
Tap the package. Don't make this weird.
Eyes only • Do not forward
Your person is…
Christmas assignment
Acquire something suspiciously thoughtful. Maintain operational secrecy. Under no circumstances reveal this information in the family group chat.
Mission accepted
MERRY
CHRISTMAS.
That's it. Close this window, act natural, and remember: the shitter was full.
Holiday emergency
Clark, we have
a problem.
This isn't a valid reveal link. Ask Tim for your private Secret Santa link before somebody calls Cousin Eddie.